Ahhh, how sweet

Charter Communications sent me a Hallmark Greeting card.  A sort of "Sorry, we love you, we won't abuse you again" kind of business card.  Do I take them back?  Do I repeat old patterns? 

On the front a man dressed in business attire and a blonde girl-child in pink shorts do the hullahoop side by side.  Caption reads, "Wishing you time to enjoy what matters most".  What if my husband and child (blonde girl-child perhaps) had both been killed in a tragic accident involving a circus clown, a lion and a hullahoop.  Wouldn't this have sent me over the edge.  Or what if the business guy is stalking the little blonde girl-child . . . ewwwww.  

I guess I'm not a fan of the Business Hallmark Greeting.  

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